Nightly Nicotine Nirvana

So I have insomnia.

And I was hungry.

So I went upstairs to find chocolate chips.

But The Parents had put an alarm thingy in the kitchen.

And came down and yelled at me. Both of them.

Because midnight snacks are a fucking crime.

Also, I wasn’t wearing a shirt, because hey wadduya know, it was 2 in the morning and I wasn’t expecting to be walking into a boobytrap.

Then my mom went running down to my room to do who knows what…

and saw the computer

and the first thing she says is,

“Are you watching porn?” in this hateful tone.

All and all, a really great night that’s only bound to get better.